It’s Thursday, aka the day you think it’s Friday every five minutes. You’ve almost made it to the end of the week, but not quite—and that weird limbo energy calls for low-effort, high-payoff content.

The internet has given us plenty of things that can make us stressed, sad, or just plain overwhelmed. But it’s also given us a coping tool for all of it: memes. And thankfully, it never seems to run ...

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